- Sat, 16:37: RT @Nick_Pettigrew: Eurovision tonight. The Twitter equivalent of Christmas.
- Sat, 20:42: Okay. We are ready. Be prepared for lots of tweeting. Or mute #eurovision. 😉
- Sat, 21:01: RT @whedonesque: Hello and welcome to #Eurovision. The musical equivalent of The Cabin in The Woods but much, much longer and scarier.
- Sat, 21:06: LB says: paper people should go! She just wants to hear the songs. #Eurovision
- Sat, 21:18: She's standing in a pit on stage right? #Eurovision
- Sat, 21:22: The Netherlands do country. Stiffly. #Eurovision
- Sat, 21:27: This song is about a boy. Probably one who doesn't notice your new shoes. #Eurovision
- Sat, 21:29: Raspy voice. There's probably some drinking game that urges you to take a shot. #Eurovision
- Sat, 21:30: I guess Hungary lets you take at least three or four shots. #Eurovision
- Sat, 21:37: Glitterende polswarmers... #eurovision
- Sat, 21:39: He's wearing leggings! #Eurovision
- Sat, 21:41: Whose hay fever is already playing up with all those dandelions falling through the screen? #Eurovision
- Sat, 21:43: More geometric figures in the costume. I'd think her song would be a bit more electronic. #Eurovision
- Sat, 21:46: Sweden sends the kid that won the free podium at the local school. #Eurovision
- Sat, 21:50: Germany tries kawaii. #Eurovision
- Sat, 21:52: Song is boring... Let the singer do some long notes to make up for the blandness... #eurovision
- Sat, 21:56: See Germany, France knows how to turn a bland song into an ear worm. #eurovision
- Sat, 21:59: Poor Polish guy. My singing teacher would urge you to smile. #Eurovision
- Sat, 22:01: Yes Twitter, what color IS your life? (Notice the spelling...) #Eurovision
- Sat, 22:05: Perfect singing... #Eurovision
- Sat, 22:08: Cage fight? What's up #Eurovision?
- Sat, 22:09: Oh, they're doing time. #Eurovision
- Sat, 22:13: Hey guy, the lady said no! Get off the stage! #Eurovision
- Sat, 22:15: "I danced at #Eurovision. Was the rapist in the Serbian song."
- Sat, 22:17: Two extra guys on stage and Lithuania is Bros! #Eurovision
- Sat, 22:21: RT @iphi1: Apparently the preferred aesthetic for #Eurovision is androgynous elf with lots of tattoos. Netherlands, lithuania....
- Sat, 22:22: RT @warrenellis: ALL HAIL BARONESS HARKONNEN
- Sat, 22:22: Headless monks! #cro #Eurovision
- Sat, 22:24: Nasal voice. Merits it a shot? #Eurovision
- Sat, 22:25: Russian military pop. It's a thing. #Eurovision
- Sat, 22:26: Let's to all the things that all the other winners have done! #rus #Eurovision
- Sat, 22:38: Ending this evening in style. (And I'm sorry but this is one of my favourites.) #Eurovision https://t.co/nuodYMVg6g
- Sat, 22:41: RT @warrenellis: Weeping necromantic ballad about swords and blood and souls has me wondering if we'll zoom out to see that everyone in the…
- Sat, 22:43: Visibly counting with your leg during the long notes? Tss tss. #MLT #Eurovision
- Sat, 22:45: No duets this year? What's going on #Eurovision? Don't you love us?
- Sat, 22:47: The bass player is Oasis fan. #geo #Eurovision
- Sat, 22:52: Give her a better song and she can do Disney. This was horrid. #Eurovision
- Sat, 22:53: Does Joe and Jake count as a duet or are they a boys band? #GBR #Eurovision
- Sat, 22:58: #ARM is wearing a gymnastics outfit, with a geometric print. That's two shots in my ad hoc drinking game! #Eurovision
- Sat, 22:59: She's her own backing dancer. That's clever! #Eurovision #ARM
- Sat, 23:07: Sorry for clogging your timeline with my half witty remarks. I'll turn it down now. #Eurovision
- Sat, 23:20: Justin Timberlake has disqualified himself by standing on stage with more than 6 persons. #Eurovision
- Sun, 00:38: RT @whedonesque: Wow, that was more tense than a Whedonverse Season finale. #Eurovision