Secret Message to Neighbour:

[franceslievens]

Dear Neighbour,

You seem to live somewhere close and are spending time outside on this glorious Summer day. While I practice my singing on this same Summer day, I do so – perhaps unfortunately – with the windows open. I'm fully aware you can hear me repeating phrase after phrase, trying to get it right. This is in no way an invitation to sing yammer along. Try again after a couple of years of training and with an easier song.

Yours truly,
Singing Fifth Floor Inhabitant

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Comments

[comava.livejournal.com]

Dear 50+ Neighbor

We've very grateful you helped us with our luggage when we moved in, and we appreciate your invitations for shopping tips and carpooling. We are happy to water your plants while you are on vacation and we only dislike ironing your shirts a tiny bit. However intercepting us when we come home at night, offering us your entire alcohol cabinet while showering us in compliments and lambasting your ex-wife makes us a wee bit uncomfortable. Kindly learn a bit of tact and/or restraint.

Sincerely
Three Students across the hall

[thestormcellar.livejournal.com]

Dear Downstairs Neighbor,

While we do understand that it is your right to smoke in your own home, we would be grateful if you would kindly close your windows and your front door while you are doing so. Either living in a sauna with all our windows closed or living with your second hand smoke is not a choice we appreciate.

Thanks ever so,
Your Asthmatic Upstairs Neighbor