Sometimes when my mind's in the gutter...
Aug. 19th, 2004 12:40 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
franceslievensSeeing my mind has been in the gutter for over a week with me trying to write some nice and juicy porn, I couldn't keep this from you:
Posted by Maud Newton:
An effort to rewrite the Oxford English Dictionary in limerick form is underway. Here's Chris J. Strolin's entry for "aflutter":
And here's Tim Alborn's for "agamous":
Contribute your own.
Posted by Maud Newton:
An effort to rewrite the Oxford English Dictionary in limerick form is underway. Here's Chris J. Strolin's entry for "aflutter":
- Sometimes when my mind's in the gutter
My heart skips a beat, all aflutter,
As I contemplate sins
With identical twins
Who have told me to bring cocoa butter.
And here's Tim Alborn's for "agamous":
- The eunuch surrendered his tongue
And sexual organs when young.
He's an agamous twit
More precisely, an it:
Substantially less than well hung.
Contribute your own.
