Attention! Attention!

[franceslievens]

To the man sitting next to me on the bus: Did you recently give up smoking, or do you regularly suck on red lollypops that smell after plastic cherries? Please don't do it ever again when other people are around. The faces you make are quite revolting. I hope for your girlfriend or boyfriend that isn't your face when using your tongue on them.

To my colleagues: Morality has nothing to do with faith (geloof), thank you very much. Please start using the more correct term "world view" (levensbeschouwing).

To the pink Bic lighter dodging cars at Madou a while back: Are you still alive?

(If you feel so inclined you can post your own Magical Message™ in the comments.)

Comments

[frenchani.livejournal.com]

Hey Madou, I remember Madou !!!!

Here's my message:

To the small of my back : Could you please stop hurting when I sit down and is sitting? Marking papers while standing is just not an option!

[frances-lievens.livejournal.com]

Then you also know that I pass it twice every day. ;-)

P.S.: During the storm a couple of weeks ago there was this huge traffic jam, because one of the buildings was throwing rocks down.

[sister-luck.livejournal.com]

To some of my pupils:

Learn your vocabulary and don't make up words. Kunden are customers and just shortening the German word and pronouncing it sort of English, will get you a word that you really shouldn't use.

[frances-lievens.livejournal.com]

LOL!