Queer Eye for the God Guy*

[franceslievens]

Paul Rudnick's take on Intelligent Design in his Shouts and Murmurs column in The New Yorker:

And the Lord God said, “Let there be light,” and lo, there was light. But then the Lord God said, “Wait, what if I make it a sort of rosy, sunset-at-the-beach, filtered half-light, so that everything else I design will look younger?”

*I'm so nicking this title from Bitch Ph.D.