My tweets

• Thu, 16:25: RT @BoingBoing: A website that only works offline https://t.co/0W0LxoEUwG https://t.co/eDJmR4EFBn
• Thu, 21:03: First outing on my roller skates in the park was... interesting. My bum doesn't want to go back. The girls found it all very hilarious.
• Fri, 00:26: My colleague describes it like this: "I do not cook. I make dinner." https://t.co/B02etObCmx