My tweets

• Wed, 15:09: Being happy with the new wooden floor in your living room is a definitive sign of being a grown-up.
• Wed, 19:33: I love my iPhone, but I refuse to buy wireless headphones just because Apple says I should. & many other reasons: https://t.co/O5Essb3ZAS
• Wed, 22:42: Did Belgium score? Half the block is screaming.