My tweets

• Tue, 18:30: My angsty kids are at circus school where they hang from trapezes and climb on top of each other: trust them! https://t.co/AgJ7jfdDCc
• Tue, 18:54: Good one... (That photo is authentic btw: car drove into tram tunnel & got stuck 3 stops further down the line.) https://t.co/ti7qRkuwMA