My tweets

• Sat, 13:39: When your stream of thought is too big for twitter chop it with Little Pork Chop: http://t.co/bZM4q1WzXE (Didn't try it – looks promising.)
• Sat, 21:50: "Oh no, not again," the flowerpot must have thought when it fell to its death on the pavement during the thunderstorm this evening.