Band of Sexual Delinquents

Cliff Richard is playing Brussels in March. Unfortunately there is something strange going on with the posters advertising the concert. In grand letters they simply say "Clitt". It's one of those unfortunate names to baptise your newborn son with: Clitoris "Clitt" Richard. When he's 16 he forms a band with Fellatio "Horny" Hornblower. Two months later they split up when girl-next-door Angina breaks their hearts.