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New Rule #1: If you're going to wear that thong, hit the gym. When you're standing in front of me on the escalator, I prefer seeing the outline of your common underwear to your buttcheeks running wild.
New Rule #2: If you're going to wear that thong, make sure it's the right colour. I prefer not to be left wondering if that was your pubic hair or simply a dark thong showing through your light trousers.
New Rule #3: On second thought? Don't wear that thong.
For The Phantom Professor.
New Rule #2: If you're going to wear that thong, make sure it's the right colour. I prefer not to be left wondering if that was your pubic hair or simply a dark thong showing through your light trousers.
New Rule #3: On second thought? Don't wear that thong.
For The Phantom Professor.
